Stag Rules

A friend at work suggested I should establish some rules for the stag. Here's what she sent me -- it sounds good to me!

• No one-way tickets on bus, plane, train.
• No tying, chaining, handcuffing, gluing or otherwising attaching the groom to stationery objects.
• No tying, chaining, handcuffing, gluing or otherwising attaching the groom to mobile objects, particularly motorized objects.
• No permanent or semi-permanent alterations to the groom's physical self, including, but not limited to:
• Tattoos
• Haircuts
• Hair dyes
• Cosmetic surgery, whether done by professional or amateur surgeon

It makes me wonder what happened at her husband's stag.